APH: ITALY AND HIS PLANS

WANTED GER/ITA

BUT I ADDED SOME OF MY CRACK TOUCH TO IT. IT'S MAGICAL AND TASTES LIKE CANDY FOR YOUR LIPS. ANYWAYS ITALY HAS SOME PLANS FOR GERMANY TONIGHT. AND IT INVOLVES LOTS OF *BEEEEEEEEP* OR AKA FUCKING EACH OTHER. FRANCE APPROVES. *BEEEPPP* PRETTY MUCH MEANS FUCKING SO YEAH.

: VE~ DOITSU~ LETS *BEEEP* EACH OTHER SO *BEEEEP* HARD THAT NEITHER OF US CAN WALK OKAY?AND THEN WE *BEEEEEEEEEPPPP* IN FRONT OF FRANCE AND MAKE HIM JEALOUS~

: WAT SHOULD I BE AROUSED BY THIS?

: DUDE YOU'RE TOTALLY GETTING LAID TONIGHT

: OH HOHOHO~ LEMME JOIN ZE~ I TOTALLY APPROVE OF THIS