APH: MESSING WITH CANADA

WELL HOT DAYUM I HAVEN'T DONE CANADA IN A WHILE.

SO HERE WE HAVE CANADA AND KUMAJIRO ON A LOVELY DAY WHEN HE REALIZES THAT SOMETHING'S UNUSUAL, IT TURNS OUT THAT KUMAJIRO WANTS TO BE ONE WITH HIM AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF MATTIE. IT TURNS OUT THO, SOMEONE'S BEEN GIVING KUMAJIRO SOME LESSONS.

: WHAT'S WRONG KUMAJIRO? WAS IT ARTHUR'S COOKING AGAIN?
: KOLKOLKOLKOL BE ONE WITH ME KOLKOLKOL AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
: OMG OMG WHAT WHAT'S GOING ON I DON'T GET IT
: KOLKOLKOL GOOD JOB YOU'RE A GREAT COMRADE
: EVERYONE MAKE ME A SANDWICH.