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GERMANY DOLL

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Germany Doll©
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Gesundheit. Bless you my friend, did you know that this doll will make your untidy, yaoi-filled room clean? Germany Doll© is the perfect doll for your everyday routine and fangirl needs. All this doll needs are beer and wurst and the occasional potato dish. Germany Doll© has several phrases such as the constant 'WHY ARE YOU NAKED ITALY?' to the kind words 'Stop drooling on me brother' (this happens a lot when Prussia Doll© gets drunk) and more 'PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ITALY' (Italy Doll© will consume almost your entire life) This doll keeps you up to shape as he has a tendency of making you run 5 km a day, but to counter that, put your Italy Doll© or Prussia Doll© to distract him. Germany Doll© requires the Relationship for Dummies book as he lacks in the romance department. If he continues to wallow in misery and fuss over the difficulties of a certain Italian, just bring out your Italy Doll© and some candles, pasta, king-sized bed and you're all set to go.

Germany Doll© comes with Axis Dolls©, Prussia Doll©, wurst, beer, Relationship for Dummies book, and *ahem* BDSM box. (Yes, Germany's not-so-secret thing, try not to giggle or tease him about it.)

WARNING: ALWAYS KEEP ITALY DOLL© AROUND WITH GERMANY DOLL©. AND NEVER LEAVE BOTH WITH FRANCE DOLL©.
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Dimentora25's avatar
Where can i buy it?